Technology is a very good thing, is it not? Take a look on technique has made progress over the years. We have a picture-in-picture television, and this is the case, if we are deployed on more than one thing at a time - like a fly. There are airbags in our cars to prevent the connection of the violation, unless a piece of metal tip of the airbag anti-puncture, the failure, which leads to empty and the sending of the column wheel the back of your head. And there is a lift. Much has been written about the elevator jokes, like: “The stock market has more up and down like an elevator.” Or, uh, well, maybe this is the only joke.

Some functions lift safety digital cameras Bank of many readings and some are even active voice. “Thirty-ninth floor. Please consult your steps.” I can only imagine that it is only a matter of time until the lifts in high-rise buildings, with stewards meals tax and displays, In-Flight films. “The presentation today is” The Towering Inferno “.”

One thing that has not changed, it is about LiftLift label. People are beginning to complain of a lift, as stimmlose showcase of dolls, looked on the number of floors, and how they spend in the hope that someone in the elevator is not up to them to talk.

A society, it appears that rigid that we are afraid that someone is talking about us in an elevator? I say: “Yes.” I too say: “Lighten up.” We are all crazy on this planet, ie, why not a little less rigid and a little more pleasant to do? That’s why I “Handbook of Carl Megill Elevator etiquette in the new millennium.” Here are some nice things you can do on your next trip lift.

1 Even if you were talking about in a lift, a lift most of the routes are approximately thirty seconds. It is unlikely that you will develop relationships with the life of this person. And what, in your opinion, the theme to be discussed? The impact of the U.S. commitment to the Middle East? I think not. It is likely that, the old favorite - time. Here is a simple conversation can launch itself:

: Nice day that exist.
Them: Beautiful.
You: May rain tomorrow.
Them: I hope not.
: Well, it’s my word.
Them: Have a nice day.
You: Take Care.

Almost verabscheuend, is not it? But a real non-obviousness. They were courteous, informative and not yet a threat to any future participation of this person.

2nd If you want the conversation a little impersonal, and maybe you laugh, you can say something like: “Is it not surprising that the elevator was signed by the same type is used drunk, Saturday evening and would lock in Prison “The Andy Griffith Show?”

3rd If you have a little daring the next time you go to an overpopulation lift, a sing-a-long go hand in hand with music, in the channel WDUL. Of course, it will be necessary for you know, the words “Tie a Yellow Ribbon,” “Somewhere My Love” and “Love muskrat.

4th If you really feel dared go to the radio station in practice, emergency numbers, and that deliveries have an elevator to devote to the song, the group of the elevator. “Okay, Bobby WDUL Boring on the next issue is devoted to the madness of people, the number three elevator in the building of Hitchcock. Guys Here you go, it’s the Fifth Dimension and” Up, Up and Away “.”

Apropos 5th via telephone, if everyone in the elevator was time, click on emergency and let everyone has a chance to make a phone call and ask if it operates a refrigerator. There are things to be resolved, and for an unforgettable journey for all.

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